Mixmaster me? Not exactly but... enjoy

: stumblingbl0ck; November 2nd, 22:31

For anybody wanting my Jigsaw Kylie Minogue mix, hopefully this link works... enjoy
http://www.easy-share.com/1908328737/Cant Get Your Game Outta My Jigsawed Head Mix.wav I know it looks like that link is broken, but it does work, or it did for me.

Another music mix I did was an improvement of the dance mix of Crazy Train. The problem with the original is that all they used is a couple words from it, then the girl singing strays from the song... singing I'm goin off the rails like a crazy train... tell me if this love is for real... don't make me crazy... and I'm like, WTF. Crazy Train is not a love song, bitch, whatchoo doin? So instead, I inject the real words from the original back into the dance. Problem is, when I saved the final version, I fucked something up apparently, so it just does the same thing over and over again for the first minute and a half. If you listen, start it about 1:20. You won't even hear my changes until 3:03, but they're pretty cool... and what happens at 5:27 will make you chuckle.

I fully intend on using this mix in my next Xtube. Fo shizzle.

Love Will Keep Us Together... do the Jellyfish

: stumblingbl0ck; November 2nd, 22:07

Mondays here in Tucson our local Loft Cinema has what are called Mondo Mondays. If you like MST3K you'll love it. You watch really bad films and are encouraged to shout at them. Admission is $2 and for a buck you can fill a cup with all the Mondo Munchies you can shove in there, which is a treasure chest full of candies. I try to go every Monday. Too much fun.

Tonight they played STING OF DEATH. It involved a Quasimodo who becomes a killer jellyfish and eats kids. Although in reality he looked more like what happens if you cross George Clinton with a Jiffy Pop...

Anyways, the fun part of Mondo is when the guy who runs the joint introduces the movie to you. He creates this monolog that's worthy of Johnny Carson, so you get there in time for that. Well tonight he pulled out a couple of tickets for the upcoming all-nite scream fest at the Loft, and introduced this movie as having a song by Neil Sadaka, called "Do the Jellyfish." You'd be amazed how many ways you can rhyme "Do the jella"..... he used fella, Cinderella, wella wella... but our host gave us a trivia question. What hit did Sedaka later write that hit the charts in 1975? And I knew the answer. Only because nobody knew it, so he started quoting lyrics. Which I, not proudly, recognized as...

Love Will Keep Us Together, by Captain n Tennille. I always tell people the reason I'm gay is because of all the Capn' and T that my mom subjected me to when I was little. It's good to know that it paid off or something.

So anyways, I won the tickets. Two. All Niter Screamfest. They're $15 each. I wanted to go but wasn't going to due to cost, but... looks like I can now. They're doing the Thing, Hellraiser, some weird thing called Pieces, and a few others... Sorrority Babes go Bowling or something like that. Should be bad movie fun, shittacular, or whatever. So you know I'll like it, right? Well... I did. And I want the soundtrack now.

The Search for Evidence of Mass Extinctions

: stumblingbl0ck; November 2nd, 19:29

I got my ANT101 paper back where I had to do an article review on a published article relevant to our subject matter. This is what I turned in. He said it exceeded expectations of the class and enjoyed it very much. Due to LJ's weird editing, it's a bit wonky, but I put his statements in red letters after paragraphs where they appeared, and asterisks in the place to which they are referring.

( The Search for Evidence of Mass Extinctions )

Remember... it's just a cracker...

: stumblingbl0ck; November 2nd, 18:58

This actually went on for four more episodes all in the month of July 2008.
( You know you wanna read 'em... )

Yeah. Horse porn.

: stumblingbl0ck; November 2nd, 9:20

What I would've been for Halloween, had I done anything

: stumblingbl0ck; October 31st, 23:41

Alas, I did not. I stayed at home. But I did a photo shoot nonetheless. I wasn't gonna spend all this crap on this stuff for no good reason. Anyways... here goes...

( Come to the slaughter )

This is what happens when you send me sappy spam

: stumblingbl0ck; October 25th, 15:16

There is someone in my Biology class who, sadly, I had to be grouped with when a group project came around. He is a bigtime Christian who ended all his emails to me and everyone else with 48 pt font shouting JESUS SAVES and other such crap. But he never made it to any group meetings to put the project together because they all happened during the week when we were discussing evolution. So our project suffered, and so did our grade.

And now that he has my email address, suddenly he's sending me sappy prayer crap. I guess he doesn't know who he's messing with. So I replied with an email I thought he should read. I read it myself. I'm infamous for writing things like this, which I call a spam-buster, since after these type of mails, I never get spammed again by the likes of this fool. Read it to the end. ( You'll be glad you did. )

Welcome to the Buffalo Excange...

: stumblingbl0ck; October 24th, 19:44

Tired of your old, worn out buffalo?
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: stumblingbl0ck; October 22nd, 23:11

Sorry, my LJ... I've been so busy, so nonexistent, so tangled up in my techno-confusion, and so not happy lately, that I've just neglected the hell out of you. And it'll probably continue. But thou art not totally abandoned. I don't think. Gah! I don't know... I really don't.

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: stumblingbl0ck; October 13th, 8:38

Was walking and simply had to take this photo of the neighbor of the Beast. And it's a Kennedy no less!
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Here comes... TRAN CHRIST!

: stumblingbl0ck; October 8th, 20:20

If you've not seen it, watch it now first so you'll know what I'm spoofing. And if you have, rewatch it for a refresher.

Here comes... DR. TRAN!

Now... here's my version:
( HERE COMES... TRAN CHRIST! )

Smells like propaganda

: stumblingbl0ck; October 8th, 15:47

Remember the "I'm doing my part!" part of Starship Troopers? That's what this reminds me of: the kid says it and everyone laughs. Awww, mindless patriotism is so cute. Mommy laughs hysterically as kids step on insects. We're doomed. Would you like to know more?
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Just add "ZILLA"

: stumblingbl0ck; October 8th, 13:26

Yes. Just add "ZILLA" and you'll never get the image of a giant dominatrix lizard out of your mind.
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Did I mention they love the Cats here?

: stumblingbl0ck; October 8th, 12:59

This is but one of many Cats things at the waiting room of my doctor's office. Nurse said people think it looks like a bar. Lady on phones made this quilt herself, and yes, the very center is a stitching that reads...
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Progress?

: stumblingbl0ck; October 6th, 11:17

Apparently I just went up a plate in bicep curls which = 5lbs per arm. Can punch out 12 with a 45lb bell now. Wish I could see this kind of progress everywhere. Especially chest, tris and back. Legs I already know are gonna 'splode. I can barely type into phone I'm shaking so much.
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Jebus Wrote the Constitution!

: stumblingbl0ck; October 6th, 9:39

If you think you've seen it all when it comes to the Christian Right, then you've not seen it all together in one single painting, just dripping with wingnuttery and Christion propaganda. Welcome to Jon McNaughton's Evangelical Crap-o-rama! It has Jebus Chrispies holding the Constitution (because you know Jebus wrote it) and a bunch of stereotypical icons reacting to this grand realization of "what truly makes this country great." You can buy the print for a few hundred bucks, but of course, it's more fun to go to the page because there, it's interactive!

You can scroll your mouse over anybody and it'll tell you all about them. In a small window to the side it'll also show you a larger portion of what you're pointing at, though I usually had to aim it at a person's crotch before their face showed up, since it was off a bit. Go figure. And you can play a Satanic version of Where's Waldo... because Satan is hidden in this picture. He looks just like that Millionaire Matchmaker woman if you ask me. Also spot the "activist judge" crying for what he's done to America. You can even point at his spilled papers, each telling you all about the horrible bills that have ruined our great land... Roe v. Wade, Brown vs. Board of Education... you name it. It just gets better and better the more you read it.

But for more fun, I thought I'd add a few touch-ups. Enjoy!

May have to click to see it large enough to read.
Feel free to pass on, just give credit where it's due. Thx!

EDIT: Another poster brought this one to my attention as well. Well played.

My site's gone. Oh well.

: stumblingbl0ck; October 5th, 10:27

It would appear that I've lost the domain www.thestumblingblock.com, which really hasn't been much of a site anyway since I have no frickin idea what I was even going to do with it, and am pretty sure nobody else in the interwebz even gives a shit. I'm too tired to care. Gonna simplify for right now. I'll bring it back later when I know what the hell I'm doing and when I, hopefully, won't be doing the whole damned thing by myself. This just means that whatever I'm doing, I have to go back to every single page and community I'm part of and entirely redo links and design and... fuck. It's more exhausting updating that I don't have a site than it is upkeeping one.

IMG00344.jpg

: stumblingbl0ck; October 4th, 13:00

I just ate a banana as provocatively as possible at this bus stop. Got a construction worker's attention. And three drivers. Naughty is fun
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Working out is fun!

: stumblingbl0ck; September 29th, 11:35

At least until the lifting, grunting and sweating starts. After that, pigging out and sleep seems sufficient enough you wonder why couldn't just be content with it.
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I have to go with Krugman... it's part of why I switched parties

: stumblingbl0ck; September 28th, 14:59

I simply couldn't go with a party that refused all measures towards what matters most. I once thought that capitalism was worth protecting, but then I saw what the Right did with it, and how it's only going to get worse. And really, how can you put your money in importance above the rest of the living kingdom, including yourself? That's just insane. Krugman says:

In a rational world, then, the looming climate disaster would be our dominant political and policy concern. But it manifestly isn’t. Why not?

Well, Mr. Krugmen, as Van Jones would say, because they're assholes. Seriously, mankind is not an asshole but man who refuses to care about the rest of the world is most definitely an asshole, which means non-caring industrialized civilization's finest capitalists.

Responding to climate change with the vigor that the threat deserves would not, contrary to legend, be devastating for the economy as a whole. But it would shuffle the economic deck, hurting some powerful vested interests even as it created new economic opportunities. And the industries of the past have armies of lobbyists in place right now; the industries of the future don’t.

And those who are fighting for it are ignored, called liberals, called hippies, called terrorists (despite the fact capitalism is the greatest terrorist movement to ever exist), and given next to no air time. Those who want to believe differently find a scientist or two who say differently, decide it's simply settled, and never hear a word of reason again, happy to rest easily convinced that the environment is not in any danger whatsoever. Merely suggest otherwise with actual data, and the fingers go into the ears in what's simply the same as Christian conviction: La la la la la la la!!! I can't hear your reason or facts!!! I already believe what I want to and will not be swayed no matter what!!! La la la la la la!!! Kinda like my blond and her insistence Obama is a socialist fascist.

Nor is it just a matter of vested interests. It’s also a matter of vested ideas. For three decades the dominant political ideology in America has extolled private enterprise and denigrated government, but climate change is a problem that can only be addressed through government action. And rather than concede the limits of their philosophy, many on the right have chosen to deny that the problem exists.

Government isn't my favorite place to turn either. But that's how it goes. We can't appeal to the corporate world. They're the ones steering us to a global apocalypse in the first place.

Apparently you can tune an atheist?

: stumblingbl0ck; September 26th, 13:03

It's actually been quite some time since I've done any debating on the YouTube videos created by NonStampCollector, who I admire very much. All of a sudden, one of the many Christiantards there who think they're put on earth to slam silly atheists has decided to spam all people that ever defended NSC with this:

Now if you've not seen any of the NSC videos, it'll take only one for you to realize why, when SmashBroDx (who spammed with this pathetic video) says: "NSC makes no sense. He must be stopped," he's just begging to be slammed. Especially since he named this video:

NonStampCollector is A Lyer

...yet provided in the video absolutely no defense of his position, did he? Nope. So I replied:

NSC makes worlds of sense. Unlike this, he actually has properly structured arguments. And allow me to say, I'm pretty sure he's not a lyer. I mean, I might try to strum him to make music, but I doubt it'll make music.

I think the word you were looking for is liar.

You need to know this word, since it's always good to at least know what onesself is, and spell it correctly.

The ending to this is everything I've always wanted!

: stumblingbl0ck; September 25th, 23:27

Or would be... were it the real Kirk and Ray. Sadly, it is not.

The snake oil salesman must make you think you have hope, then exploit you.

: stumblingbl0ck; September 25th, 21:53

Here's something that makes me sick to my stomach. This ad read "Chemists discover a new supplement that can change the way we gain muscle." I'm thinking... right. I click on it. It takes you to this article at the television station, ws6, with "as seen on" and a list of reputable TV stations that I bet never once showed this. Well guess what... there is no ws6.

Try it. Click on this ad, then shorten the URL to nothing but ws6alerts.com and you'll find nothing but this ad. And that's when I realize it says: "This site is not affiliated with any newspaper publication." Just another bullshit fraud trying so fucking hard to look authentic. This is why I click on this crap. To catch them on it. And yes... this is what Capitalism looks like. Lies and deceipt manipulating your most basic nature and shame to make a buck off of the gullible.

http://www.ws6alerts.com/ab/index.php?ntrk=JAS

Attention Republicans - and make sure you don't date one

: stumblingbl0ck; September 24th, 12:26

This article at Left Take (thanks, Grizz, for showing me this) is just exactly what needs to be said. Especially great. It's called ATTENTION REPUBLICANS, or to put it in K-Mart terms, "Attention dim bulb shoppers, there's a thought bulb special over on the left. Please go there and learn to listen":

This president has been on the job for eight months and the Republicans expect miracles, and if and when they occur, they will complain about them anyway simply because they were Obama's doing. Just admit it, you would rather see this nation go down in flames than admit Obama did even one thing right.

Now if that's not good enough, when I went to the page I saw the ad you see to your left. It is for a site called ActForLove.org, the dating site for Democratic, liberal, and progressive activists... "because a hot bod should have a good heart too." I lolled.

I guess we do have our own eHarmony.com now. Or, well... I hope so. It'd totally suck if this leaves gays out of the equation like the Democratic party keeps doing... oopsie.

Still, has to be better than dating a Christian. I'd check it out, but... well... I'm just tired of dating period.

GAY RIGHTS = SOCIALIST EMPIRE + DUMBASS²

: stumblingbl0ck; September 24th, 9:22

Please pay attention to this quote, right wingers:

"If there's a push for a socialist society where the foundations of individual rights and liberties are undermined and everybody is thrown together living collectively off one pot of resources earned by everyone, this is one of the goals they have to go to, same sex marriage, because it has to plow through marriage in order to get to their goal.

"They want public affirmation, they want access to public funds and resources. I said that if this is allowed to happen, Iowa would become the Mecca for same sex marriage, and that has begun to happen. Not only is it a radical social idea, it is a purely socialist concept in the final analysis." - Rep. Steve King (R-IA)

Now if I were to tell you that capitalism is by nature anti-gay, which I've never said, you would think I'm nuts. Therefore, I need you to realize, he's nuts. Because he's gone even further to say that I can't have equal civil rights without turning the country into an evil socialist empire. So for the sake of not just all that's holy according to some archaic book of prejudices you people call infallible, but now for the sake of your whole economy and right as a capitalist, you'd better keep me down in second-class-citizenship land?

Please, by all means, tell me again how I was supposed to ignore my civil rights and vote Republican instead to preserve this so-called sacred bastion of economical freedom?

Religiousil - a cure that doesn't cure shit

: stumblingbl0ck; September 23rd, 19:05

And on the comments page, someone was a-preaching. Go figure:

markch9v23: Jesus said: Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest

To which I replied:

rwSpider: markch9v23: Jesus also said, "Who's your daddy?" to the Magdelene, and as he was walking out of the hotel room, "The money's on the dresser, chocolate."

The maiden voyage

: stumblingbl0ck; September 23rd, 15:12

...of my t-shirt anyway. The one I won. This has gotten me many conversations. More even than my Pantera one. Mostly about whether WalMart is Marxist at all (which it isn't). But since it's evil, and anything evil is labeled "Commie" here, it's brilliant satire. Most importantly, I look hot in it.

Priorities after all.
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A NonProfit Prophet & sickofitall misanthrope

living my life however makes the baby Jesus cry

In a rational world, then, the looming climate disaster would be our dominant political and policy concern. But it manifestly isn’t. Why not?

Well, Mr. Krugmen, as Van Jones would say, because they're assholes. Seriously, mankind is not an asshole but man who refuses to care about the rest of the world is most definitely an asshole, which means non-caring industrialized civilization's finest capitalists.

NonStampCollector is A Lyer

http://www.ws6alerts.com/ab/index.php?ntrk=JAS

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